20 Trade Show Jokes
Get your punny bone moving with some trade show and marketing humor.
By Kelly Braden
on April 8th, 2020
Designing and implementing the perfect trade show display can be daunting. As can the implementation of any marketing plan. Marketing can be intense at times, and a bit of humor can go a long way.
Sometimes laughter and levity is a perfect solution for when you need a break from being too serious. Here’s 20 jokes that are entirely punny, and in no way be taken too seriously.
1.
How did Yoda sell light box displays to the Empire?
He used the Sales Force.
2.
What do you call your next trade show convention’s landing page?
A destination URL.
3.
I took a poll at the last trade show.
Turns out, 100 percent of people were annoyed when their tent fell down after I took the poll.
4.
Why did the cow burn their initials into the table throw cover?
It gave their personal brand a better MOOd.
5.
How did two stranger graphic designers fall in love so quickly?
They were font of each other, and knew they were each other’s right type.
6.
Why should you consider using an Uber driver for your marketing?
They’re experts at driving in traffic.
7.
What’s a pirate’s favorite trade show display?
A banAAARR stand.
8.
What kind of literature stands are popular with surfers?
Bro-Sure Holders.
9.
What was the photo prints favorite style of music?
Metal, of course.
10.
I lost half of my event show “tent”.
It’s okay. I still have “te”.
11.
Did you hear about the backdrop that fell during the recent Shakespeare play?
It instantly turned the comedy into a tragedy.
12.
Why did the college student get into display advertising?
They wanted to make lasting impressions.
13.
What did the feather flag say to the pole?
Nothing. It just waved.
14.
Why did the social media manager not show up to the office?
They were out on a company wide Retweet.
15.
Why do graphic designers always stand out in a crowd?
They are bold or italic, and not regularly faced.
16.
How do you know if your event is going well?
You’ll know if it’s in-tents or not.
17.
Why was the introverted social media manager not good at his job?
They were too anti-social, and kept making about-face books.
18.
Why are tension fabric displays bad at baseball?
They pop-up too easily.
19.
What do you call a wizard who works with political associations?
Propagandalf.
20.
Did you hear about the new marketing plan where companies work with sick professional athletes?
It’s called influenza marketing. It’s really going viral.
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